Pizza wheels are bad, Japanese toilets are great

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Captured June 21, 2026Newsletter

A long-form newsletter discussing the inefficiency of pizza cutters versus better alternatives, and the benefits of Japanese toilets.

A clean, single-column layout typical of Substack. The content is text-heavy with interspersed high-quality images, clear headings, and a prominent 'Upgrade to paid' CTA button.

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