🟠 Why red lights are your friend, and other bozo materials and links.
Nov 13, 2026
Wimp Decaf Coffee Co
Three in four emails are newsletters.
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24 emailssince January 2026
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Newsletter 19
Promotional 2
Educational 1
Other 1
Friday
Orangein 82% of emails
Shop bekele
12 wordsa subject line
Mention a discount 22%
February to November 2026 20 emails
🟠 Probably the best email. Definitely 5 dope links for fall.
Oct 21, 2026
🟠 5 links so chill, you'll forget that everything is on fire.
Sep 29, 2026
🟠 Wimp Tuesday links for decaf vibes.
Sep 15, 2026
🟠 Better detours, slow signs, nature calls, bird words, and something sticky.
Aug 28, 2026
🟠 Hot days, chill brains. 5 dope links from your friends at Wimp
Aug 16, 2026
🟠 Colorado scenes, 5 decaf links, and some dope-ass posters you won't want to miss.
Jul 31, 2026
🟠 Buy one, get one free sale. (and 5 links that tickle my fancy)
Jul 20, 2026
🟠 Decaffeinate your Sunday with these cool-AF links!
Jul 5, 2026
🟠 Gratitude tricks and links that will tickle your fancy. (WTF is your fancy anyway?)
Jun 22, 2026
🟠 This week will have you in stitches, literally. (Lots of free coffee too)
Jun 7, 2026
🟠 It's raining and I'm a grumpy #$@! about it, plus free Bekele.
May 24, 2026
🟠 $7 off, and terrible, no good, ruinous, abysmal links.
May 11, 2026
🟠 A building that does tetris? 15% off coffee, what more do you want from me?!
May 3, 2026
🟠 You should probably not read this one
Apr 24, 2026
🟠 It's CTFO Friday + 30% off Wimp surprise inside.
Apr 10, 2026
🟠 It's about Wimp:30. I got ya links, and a great read for your Sunday sleepies.
Mar 22, 2026
🟠 Beat the Monday whatevers with these dope links, and an offer for a free subscription :)
Mar 9, 2026
🟠 Winter links to help you survive, and a little 20% discount if you're nice.
Feb 24, 2026
🟠 A new decaf story, and five fresh links from around the web.
Feb 6, 2026
January 2026 4 emails
Don't hold back. What's your honest take on Wimp?
Jan 12, 2026
🟠 Decaf isn't just about coffee, it's a lifestyle
Jan 8, 2026
🟠 Why the hell are we called Wimp?
Jan 3, 2026
🟠 Calm coffee + free shipping = welcome to Wimp
Jan 2, 2026
